The Brine Vault - Pickle Parodies

Four legendary rock-star pickles step onto Abbey Brine with perfect timing and absolutely no concern for traffic.

Marilyn Monbrine steps over the subway grate and discovers that glamour is mostly confidence plus a securely fastened jar label.

Vincent van Gherkin paints the night in thick spirals of blue, gold, and pickle green.

Albert Brinestein has calculated that time moves slower when you are waiting for a stubborn jar to finish fermenting.

Snoop Dill is rolling low through the neighborhood in a custom jar with the lid permanently down.

The king has entered the jar wearing enough rhinestones to redirect air traffic over Las Vegas.

Four mercenary pickles were sealed for a crime they did not commit and promptly escaped in a heavily modified condiment van.

One fresh young pickle gets shipped from a rough deli counter to a mansion with a golden refrigerator throne.

Two detective pickles patrol neon nights in pastel suits that cost more than the speedboat.

Four golden gherkins share a sunny kitchen, sharp opinions, and a cheesecake that never survives the evening.

A detective arrives in a quiet mountain town where the coffee is hot, the pie is excellent, and the pickles whisper backward.

A sheriff pickle wakes to find civilization collapsed and the streets crowded with dried-out cucumber walkers.

Across seven refrigerated kingdoms, noble pickle houses scheme for the throne of forks.

A group of bicycle-riding pickle kids has found a doorway to a cold dimension beneath their sleepy town.

When life puts you in a legal pickle, one roadside attorney is ready to object loudly and bill by the jar.

A mild chemistry teacher discovers he has a terminal shortage of cash and an exceptional talent for illegal brine crystals.

Three western pickles circle one buried jar beneath a sun hot enough to boil the brine.

A hard-boiled pickle cop patrols streets where the law is soft and the sandwiches are softer.

Five teenage pickles enter Saturday detention believing they have nothing in common beyond refrigeration.

Explorers return from a mysterious island with a cucumber large enough to climb a skyscraper.