Albert Brinestein
Relativity is a matter of preservation.
Albert Brinestein has calculated that time moves slower when you are waiting for a stubborn jar to finish fermenting. His chalkboard is covered in curved cucumbers, impossible equations, and one suspicious proof that gravity is really just concentrated vinegar.
Relativity is simple: everything is crunchy from the correct frame of reference.
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