The Breakfast Brine pickle parody artwork.

The Breakfast Brine

Five strangers. One refrigerator.

Five teenage pickles enter Saturday detention believing they have nothing in common beyond refrigeration. By lunch they have traded secrets, labels, and one deeply moving argument about who gets the last cheese cube.

They arrived as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal, but they leave as one mixed jar.

Sign in with a verified account to react, comment, vote, or report content.

Account and sign in

Picklized Drip coming soon