King Cuke
The eighth wonder of the produce aisle.
Explorers return from a mysterious island with a cucumber large enough to climb a skyscraper. He carries one tiny cocktail onion in his enormous hand while biplanes circle and every grocer in town faints.
It was beauty that pickled the beast, plus a crane and several thousand gallons of vinegar.
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