The Brine Warrior
The old world is gone, the fuel is low, and the last clean jar of brine sits beyond the wasteland.
The old world is gone, the fuel is low, and the last clean jar of brine sits beyond the wasteland.
A masked dill is calling from inside the refrigerator, and he already knows what you snacked on last summer.
Scientists were so busy asking whether they could pickle a dinosaur that nobody asked who would clean the enclosure.
The grandest pickle liner ever built has struck an iceberg lettuce on its maiden voyage.
They drew first brine, and one heavily seasoned pickle took that personally.